She will mostly ignore the mayo, but she'll have a go at the weenies. ...Okay, she'll have a little bit of that mayo. But it really tastes a lot better in human form, so she'll quickly stop and return to the weenies.

And then sit there for a moment before she starts to clean herself, and then stops abruptly.

Did she just - she turns her head as far as possible to study her side with a distressed meow. "What-"